“Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.”
Socrates
Nothing says more, funnier, about women’s basic superiority to men than this little ironic ditty from Socrates.
Women’s basic genetic predisposition to being better at relationships is obvious even to children. I mean, who do children run to when they are hurt, their Mom or their Dad? ...They know who’s better.
Women are better at feelings, which is the life blood of intimacy, which is the key to loving...and even Jesus said that was the most important thing in life.
And when push comes to shove...how many guys can make a baby? Just that argument alone makes women closer to being in God’s likeness than any man could ever be.
All that being said, guys, there are four things you should not argue with your wife about:
When you say “Let’s throw these old clothes away, and she says “Let’s give them to the Goodwill”...let it go. You know that they will end up in a bag in storage, but articulating that will make you a selfish, narcissistic ass...just, let it go.
When you are freezing and want to partake of a portion of the covers at night, which might seem reasonable to you, just be cold, and deal. She will not understand that she has stolen the entire blanket in her sleep and will only be outraged if you inquire about it with her.
Never, under any circumstance, try to be on time when your wife is doing her makeup...Just lie to your host and hostess and say you that you were late because you ran over the family pet, that you called the prophet Elisha and had the dog raised from the dead, but that it took another hour and a half...and that you are truly sorry that you are late.
Never ask your wife which way is North...
Lyndon Johnson used to say that he got along with his wife because he followed two rules:
1.My wife is always right.
2.If my wife is wrong...see Rule one!