If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.” ~Aristotle Onassis
“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex…you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it… and thought of other things if you did.”- James Arthur Baldwin
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.” -Lane Kirkland
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.” – Woody Allen
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.”
“I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.”
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
”If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to." - Dorothy Parker
“Money...it frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ~Groucho Marx
“Money is better than poverty…if only for financial reasons." - Woody Allen
"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket."
“There is only one amount of money – just not enough.” – Andy Kaufman