If you can't laugh about sex, you shouldn't be doing it.
Sue Johanson
Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Kennedy
Sex without love is a meaningless experience…but as far as meaningless experiences go…its pretty damn good.
Anonymous
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend…Now you know which sex has more sense.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need…after food and good movie popcorn.
Billy Crystal
I know nothing about sex…because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour…I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.|
Erma Bombeck
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Lewis Grizzard
Reason and justice tell me there's more love for humanity in electricity and steam…than in chastity and vegetarianism.
Anton Chekhov
Reading a novel in which all characters illustrate patience, hard work, chastity, and delayed gratification…could be a pretty dull experience.
Thomas Perry
Tax cuts are like sex: When they are good, they are very, very good. And when they are bad…they are still pretty good.
M. Stanton Evans
Sex is a part of nature…and I am going to go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe
For flavor…instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin Crisp
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman…to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Ogden Nash
Sex is the substitute religion of the 20th Century, and is the only possible religion in a materialistic society.
Malcolm Muggeridge
Sex…is the last refuge of the miserable.
Quentin Crisp